Fake Ad: Time Travel Agency

Have you ever dreamed of driving your own hover car? A future, where there's more sea to sail? Robot butlers? Full immersion virtual reality video games?

Hop one of our space shuttles, and we'll take you there. Time travel to the future has never been so easy!

First, we fly you through the scenic beauty of our solar system. Oh look, there's Venus to your left! Space rocks to your right!

Watch from our library of in flight sci-fi movies. Involving space tragedies and alien invasions sure to delight you.

You'll also be treated to high quality first class meals. Served, by our volunteer staff of former prisoners that previously had life without parole. Because our company believes in second chances, and has nothing to do with taking a high payout. Choosing only the best to serve you and make you comfortable on your journey.

All this and more, before the final leg of our journey. But, how do we get you there?

With a simple trip around the Sun. By utilizing the Sun's gravitational field, time will only be about one year for us. However, once past the sun 20,000 years (give or take) will have passed. See how easy the future can be for you to attain?

"But Mr. Pitchman-" You say. "What if I can't afford first class?"

No problem. We also offer super affordable economy class. Just pay us up front, and we'll open the doors to one our luxurious shipping containers. Where you'll meet plenty of new friends. Zowie!

Still not convinced the future is for you? What if I were to tell you, that you may never have to deal with winter again! How is this possible? Between global warming, a sun growing hotter, and Earth gradually shifting it's axis - it's inevitable for winter to become a thing of the past (except in lower regions of Southern Continents where the arctic circle has grown and changed). Find your little piece of paradise just about anywhere, with only needing to spend five minutes in the sun to get a tan thanks to changed conditions of the world.

So what are you waiting for! This future can be yours! Buy your ticket today!

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for a future with the following...

• The requirement to wear a protective sun suit for everyday living on future Earth.

• The Western and Eastern coasts of countries you know from this timeline being below the oceans.

• Hostile take overs by creatures that caught up in evolution. Don't trust the Dolphins.

• The educational gap between the present and 20,000 years into the future. Making it incredibly hard to get a job. Especially when competing against robots.

• Numerous existing languages in the present being gone in the future. Sorry English speakers.

• Hover cars being affordable to only the rich. Which maybe prone to malfunctions due to the curious increase of Earth's electro-magnetic field.

• Giant robots fighting in cities against alien invaders.

What are you waiting for, the future can be yours to explore!

*This ad brought to you by the Present Control Committee. Solving today's problems, by making them the problem of the future. In hopes a more advanced civilization might solve them.

Gyldenboy copyright 2011